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I have worn stand up shorts for years. They are the best designed product for me. The only criticism I have is that I should have ordered my traditional size, 31, but chose to make this pair a bit more relaxed. I should have known that these shorts never relax. They are a bit too relaxed for my taste but still the high quality product I have known.... Read More
This is my second pair of Stand Up shorts. I bought my first pair over 35 years ago. My wife still wears them (my waist was smaller then). My new pair will probably out last me. They are the best.
Great shorts, Ive been wearing them for years. They hold up well over the years. They are my go to shorts. The only issue has been sizing. You never know what size will fit. One pair could be 34, or 33, or even 32, sometimes 35. I have multiple pair in my drawer all with different labeled sizes that all fit the same.
Stand ups are my go to summer gear. I recently bought three new pair to replace some older 5 inch shorts that have lasted your years. I like the new 7 inch shorts as they have a bit more relaxed fit. They are great on the river fishing, hiking, working around the house, and going out on the town!
This is probably my 4th pair of these shorts. The antique ones look SO short now,I like the longer length. Fit is a bit lose and very comfortable for work or casual, but the thing is, they last FOREVER. they go from clean casual, to yard and garden work, to house painting to whatever.
Some of my favority pair of shorts in the late 90's were the 5" Stand Up Short. I have no idea what happened to thos shorts, but I love the 7" version I just purchased recently. I don't know if this was re-release or I just missed these shorts in the catalogue, but they do not disappoint. Comfy, roomy, practical, and super tough... Read More. I love the added length and find them more versatile at the longer length. These shorts can pretty much stand up to anything (hence their name). They will be a staple in my closet for the long-term future. Glad they are back!
This product would rate five stars if it came with a 5 inch inseam like it used to. Now I have to pay a seamstress to shorten. These are great shorts. Look good, last forever. Just too long.
These shorts have been a staple in my outdoor clothes collection for decades. They really do endure rather harsh use conditions and I love them so much I have three pairs I. Different colors. They are my go to shorts that really can get after it.
I can fit my daily planner or a small book in either of the outside thigh pockets. Cannot recommend them enough. I have 3 pairs, and they're the only shorts I wear.
I have a similar version of this pair of shorts from many years ago. Unfortunately, they got too dirty to wear in public but they are still great on hikes. These shorts are perfect for in town and super rugged for the trail. Having the odd sizes (35 waist) makes all the difference as they fit perfectly.
Look... I'm not a Patagonia clothing model that is 6' 1" and weighs 160 lbs. I'm not a professional climber that has like zero percent body fat. I'm just a normal 35 year old guy who used to be pretty athletic and now tries to stay as active as I can. I'm also a guy that likes IPAs and BBQ and doesn't appreciate t... Read Morehe amount of inner thigh that the older version 5" inseam shorts flaunts. These 7" bad boys are perfect. Great fit. Bomb proof material. Perfect for normal guys out there that are just trying get out to fish and hike on the weekends. They fit so well that I bought a second pair. DONE.
I have worn stand up shorts for years. The 5 inch inseams were perfect I lived on a boat So you discontinued them. Now I will have to get these altered and have 2 inches cut off. Other than that they are great shorts.
Hi, thank you so much for submitting your review! We are also very sorry to hear that the fit did not work out for you. Please know you are always welcome to [return](https://www.patagonia.com/returns.html) an item if it does not fit or perform the way you'd desire.
September 6, 2022
I have worn these shorts
I have worn these shorts for about forty years. Back then I was doing a lot of sailing and the comfort and freedom of movement made the best choice. As time moved on, interest in hiking, kayaking, and climbing as well as everyday use has these my go to shorts.
great wide leg roomy fit, nice and short to keep the boys cool, hella pocket space, and material is tough so they dont rip easily. thanks to the homies at the upper west side store for hooking it up much love i love patagonia
Love the pocket placement and the fit on these. The material feels super durable. I wear them to work and casually a lot, but probably wouldnt do much more in them than that
Lovin' the fabric, fit and cut. Despite the slightly shorter inseam, the front pockets don't eject their contents the moment I sit. It is taking a little time to get used to the rear pockets, though.
These are your best shorts and have been staples since the get go. I've owned a dozen pair and worn most of them through. But... 45 years later I'd like a 9" inseam and maybe some stretch because I'm not 20 anymore. It's a no-brainer so what is the issue giving people what they want?
Stand Up Shorts have been my go-to for years. Normally I would rate them as 5-star. But this year, Patagonia chose to sell them only with a 7-inch inseam. Really? When I want shorts, I don't want them flapping around my knees, I want shorts! For ventilation and sun! So, I had to cut off 3 inches and re-hem them myself to get proper shorts. The... Read Moren they get 5-stars.
Hi Willi! Thank you for taking the time to write us a review. We're really sorry to hear about the disappointment that we're currently not offering the shorts in 5''. We always appreciate when customers let us know when an item is missed so we'll share this with our design team.
August 15, 2022
Best shorts ever
These are the best shorts ever. They they sit comfortably on your hips and never sag. Tough material lasts a long time. I hope they never stop making these. A couple of caveats: 1) They appear to be running larger than they used to. While a 32 used to fit perfectly, they are now swimming on me. 2) Very sad that they discontinued the 5" length.... Read More As a short person, the 7" are just too long (easily fixed with scissors and sewing machine). 3) Especially on the shorter lengths, the pockets tend to become exposed when sitting.
I love the stand up shorts. I used to wear them back in my college days at the university of Montana. What you realy need to do is bring back the stand up long pants and the Duck pants. Please bring them back for us OLD guys.
Thank you
Doug
Hi Doug! Thank you for taking the time to write us a review and share this request. We always appreciate hearing from our customers when an old item we no longer offer is missed. We'll share this with our design crew.
August 8, 2022
Frustrated that you stopped making the 5" inseam version!!
I realize that business economics caused you to keep the 7" version because more people buy them than 5"; however, there are a lot of people like me with short legs that need and prefer the 5" version. I have worn stand-up shorts for many decades: hiking, climbing, mountain biking (with a liner), casual, yard work - everything year r... Read Moreound. 7" is way too long and too wide just above the knees for me. My very old remaining pairs are stained with oil, grease, paint, sweat, and maybe even blood. My wife thinks they look a little bad for more formal events now. Please help me resolve this clothing crisis ASAP! Thanks
Love these shorts. Great cut for me, 5-10,200lbs. I like hip and leg mobility. These seem to run about a size up. I have a pair of 2010 stand up shorts in 33 waist got too tight, but fit and material is awesome. Then got a pair in 35 2019ish, were not good fit. This year 2022- in 34, are a little roomy in the waist, feels like 35, longer than 2010s... Read More by about an inch. Fit and material are great.
Over 20 years I have had a total of 4 pairs of standups (2 pairs at a time) and they keep their fit and do not wear out quickly. I have now ordered my 5th pair and would have ordered a 6th if they had not sold out of the size and colors I needed. They are so comfortable and such good quality. I wear them during all the warmer months. My only compla... Read Moreint is that I sincerely miss the 5 inch inseam. Patagonia, please bring back the 5 inch inseam for the long time fans!
As a wearer of Stand-ups for more than 30 years, in so many of their different thicknesses and lengths, I believe I have a tiny solution . . . for myself at least. So I thought I would share here. I currently own 5 inch and 7 inch stand ups and I would like to submit that I am currently rolling up my 7 inch stand-ups one turn . . . just like I occa... Read Moresionally do my jeans . . . so I don't step on the bottom hem . . . This takes a little more than an inch off the length of the inseam. If you care to do two rolls . . .you will have about a 5 inch inseam. I am very pleased with the result. I hope this helps.
Been wearing stand-ups since high school in the 80s and inherited my older brother's too. Loved them since the beginning. Changing / modernizing these is like changing a cast iron skillet. Why do it? Yes they no longer even "stand up" and I honestly wish they still did. Technically these are light weight stand-up shorts, because the ... Read Moreoriginals were much heavier and I was so bummed to see those go. However, I have a solution! Make Stand up shorts in 3 different inseams . . . 5 inch, 6 inch, and 7 inch. But perhaps most importantly . . . bring back the original weight stand-ups. Or perhaps even better, make them out to that super burly hemp workwear double knee fabric. Heavy Shorts will be super popular. I promise. Just like BIG DOGS used to be. Tech web belts out of the same hemp material would be rad too. (: trust me
We're truly sorry to hear about your disappointment in the modern Standup Shorts. If you need any assistance returning your new pair, please let us know. We also passed your thoughts along to our Design Team. Thank you so much for your feedback.
July 24, 2022
Happily, the quality of these
Happily, the quality of these shorts have not changed in decades. These are true long lasting canvass shorts that hold up to abrasive sports like mountain scrambles. I do not think there are any comparable products.
Nice shorts & love the beefy material. They just get better with each washing.
The sizing is all over the board. I ordered 4 pair and to get the right fit 2 are size 34 waist and the other 2 pair are 35. I had to order several times just to get the right fit.
You need to have better sizing control.
Classic shorts. Bought my first pair of stand up shorts in 19 and 72. This will likely be my last pair. I love these shorts. Fit is excellent, fabric seems to be a long lasting weave. In the words of the late great, Guy Clark, stuff that works, stuff that holds up. Dont hesitate!!
We recently had a large flood in southcentral Montana and I (we) lost everything to the river including several pair of my well worn and much beloved standup shorts. The day after the flood I knew I had to order a new pair of shorts from Patagonia! They are durable, and have deep pockets to store you stuff. Thanks for continuing to make such great ... Read Moreproducts Patagonia!
Best if you got back to me in about ten years. They look like they will last that long. Heavy duty fabric that looks like it will age, and show its age well.
I have worn stand up shorts for 35 years. In my younger years the 5inch inseam was the only one available. Loved them and wore them until they were thread bare and falling apart. In my older years I made the switch to the 7inch but still had a few 5inch holding on. The new 7inch are not even close to the existing 7inch pairs I have. At least 1inch ... Read Moreto 2inches longer and bigger in the legs and waist. So disappointed! I have worn Patagonia clothing since the mid 80s and will continue to do so. However I have always been sad when they change a product even slightly. The original stand shorts had no darts in the back and they changed that years ago to my chagrin, I dealt with it but I didnt like it. About 10 years ago I bought some all wear shorts and loved them, they fit me perfectly, then they made a slight change to the leg openings and it happened again. I guess I just dont like change, but generally I can get over it. This change is terrible. I wont be buying another pair of standup shorts unless they go back to the old pattern. Patagonia dont ruin a good thing.
We're truly sorry to hear that this revision of the Stand Up Shorts has been so unpleasant for you. We went ahead and reached out to you via email to offer some help with your return. We also passed your thoughts along to our Design Team. Thank you so much for your feedback.
July 1, 2022
I had a pair of
I had a pair of these shorts years ago and it took me that long to find this replacement. The original shorts were great, but these are even better since they have that extra rear pocket that doesn't have velcro so is easy to access.
These shorts are exceptionally well made, even for Patagonia. Though you could, and I will, wear them to restaurants and museums, these shorts are made to wear while working in the shop, yard, or garden. I've several other pairs of Patagonia shorts of the same waist size, 33", and these are definitely a short inch roomier. Not a bad thing... Read More.
I just bought two new pairs of Patagonia Stand Up shorts, one in Pumice and the other in Mojave Khaki. Stand Up shorts have been a trusted friend for over 40 years, since I bought my first pair at the old Stanley Andrews store in downtown San Diego. They are comfortable, tough, and hold up to everything my life throws at them. The deep hip pockets ... Read Moreand the wallet pocket are especially functional, and the 7" inseam is just right. These new ones may outlive me.
This is still the same great stand-up shorts we have known. But it is baffling and disappointing that Patagonia has discontinued the model with the 5-inch inseam. Countless humans who wear shorts don't want them to come down to their knees. We like the freedom of movement that comes with the five-inch inseam. Bring it back and save those of us... Read More who continue to faithfully buy these shorts the trouble and expense of having them shortened.
These shorts are obviously top of the line in most ways, and should wear really well. I live, however, in The CSA borderland of Georgia, and a version with perhaps one less layer of handy storage and a lighter hemp fabric would get worn more often immediately.
I bought my first pair of stand-up shorts 40 years ago. Cant believe I still love these shorts! The old pair was heavier than these, but my new additions are super comfortable and I am looking forward to breaking them in. Long may they run!
Ive been wearing 7inch stands up for 20 years and something is going on with the sizing. Years ago they were too small so you ordered a size up - now they are huge in the waist and about 2 inches longer than my original 7inch stand ups.
Stiff as a log when they arrive, but after wearing and washing 2x, they have become very comfy. The dual back pockets are a little unusual but function well. The velcro on the back pockets is also a nice touch.
Like several others have noted, Patagonia has changed their sizing. Why?? I have two old pair (which I still wear!) of the standups, size 35. When I got a 35 this year, its way too big. Had to go down to a 33. I dont understand. Also, why did they discontinue the 5 inch standup shorts? They were awesome. A bestseller! Im disappointed to say the lea... Read Morest.
We're truly sorry to hear the revision of our Men's Stand Up Shorts - 7" missed the mark. We like to hope that our revisions take a step forward in progress but the adjustments can make it difficult for those who are used to the previous model. We do apologize for any inconvenience this caused you.
We have passed your thoughts along to our Design Team. Thank you so much for your feedback.
As for the 5" option, due to the pandemic causing a shortage in materials, labor, and shipping issues, we had to make the difficult decision to be more selective about which items from our clothing line will take priority. Sadly, in this case, it meant keeping our more popular 7" and dropping our 5". We do hope that soon we will be able to bring back a bunch of our awesome lines that had to be dropped. Please feel free to reach out to our Customer Service Team [here](https://help.patagonia.com/s/) to see when certain items may come back in stock.
June 8, 2022
Waist size inconsistency
I bought four pair, two khaki, one grey, and one green. The khakis fit perfectly, but the colored shorts were way too big in the waist. I had to return them. I measured their waist; 38" actual for a size 34. Talk about vanity sizing.
We're truly sorry to hear of this sizing issue in our Men's Stand Up Shorts. We passed your comments along to our Design Team. Thank you so much for your feedback. If you need any assistance regarding your return, please feel free to reach out to our [Customer Service Team](https://help.patagonia.com/s/) and we will be happy to help! Agents are available Monday-Friday, 6 am (PST) - 6 pm (PST) and Saturday and Sunday, 7 am (PST) - 3 pm (PST).
My husband LOVES these shorts & they hold up very well.
I seem to get a request from my husband for these shorts annually - not that they wear out (they are VERY well made) but bc he doesn't want to be without a clean pair. Highly recommended.
The fit is very large. The size 38 waist measures 41". I have bought the stand up shorts for years and all of them are 38 but these are much too big. I am exchanging for a 36. Otherwise they are the same sturdy construction.
Hi Warren, thank you for submitting this review. We're so sorry to hear the waist of these shorts was too large! Please let us know if you need any help with that exchange.
May 25, 2022
A long time standby.
The best material - perfect fit and sizing - the 7" length is ideal - my 6th pair over many years.
Thank you all.
I have worn these shorts for over 20 years and have always loved them. They are true to size and indestructible. I just ordered some new ones as my old ones finally wore out. I ordered the size I have always worn. These are about two sizes too big. They are very poorly sized.
Thank you for submitting this review. We're so sorry the size of these 2022 shorts hasn't worked out for you! We will reach out to you about returning or exchanging them.
May 21, 2022
Perfect
Fit well. I've been wearing these for several decades, pretty much year round. don't change them.
I was a track and Field coach for 35 years UC Irvine these short when came out these are the ones I went to. These are the very best. I wear them every day open legs 7 is perfect. There are made to last.
One word OUTSTANDING
Have worn Standup shorts for over 30 years. This is the first time to get 7 inch inseam. These are very comfortable and will become my favorite, again.
I have had the 5 in inseam shorts for ages and they've held up incredibly well. Unfortunately, they've gathered stains so I came to buy some more but they discontinued the five inch inseam. 7 inch is way too long unless you're really tall
The 7"-8" short is my preferred length, so that box is checked. It's a heavier canvas cotton, so it works well for cooler warm weather, but not my choice for truly hot weather. Pockets are deep enough and the rugged feel of the cloth suggests lots of wearing years ahead. Grab a pair.
These fit well and are very well made. Deep pockets, strong seams, and they last just about forever. Been wearing them (not the same pair!) for over 40 years.
I have been wearing these for 30 years. Still the best outdoor work shorts on the market. They last forever. I love the pockets. Theyre so big you can shove a water bottle in them and tools. Never change perfection.
As others have noted the fabric is what used to be called the lightweight standup. Rear pockets are great and the fit around the waist is good. What kills these for me is the clownishly wide ballon legs. I measured the leg opening - 27" around for the size 35. I have decently big quads but there are few people outside Olympic track cyclists or... Read More body builders that have quads 27" around. My "normal" shorts have 22" wide leg openings.
Sorry can't do it - returned
We are truly sorry to hear about this fit issue with our Men's Stand Up Shorts - 7". We went ahead and reached out to you via email to offer some help with your return. We also passed your thoughts along to our Design Team. Thank you so much for your feedback.
May 5, 2022
Favorite Shorts Ever but.
These are my all time favorite shorts! So glad that they brought them back. However, beware if you get the charcoal color, the dye washes out immediately. Tried them twice and while washing each new pair with different detergents, the result was the same. It almost looked like a sun-faded item that sat in the window too long. Patagonia took both ba... Read Moreck and I settled two in the dark khaki color. Great customer service! Thank you
I love my Stand Up shorts! I live in them 365 days a year.
I noticed the thread used to stitch in the Velcro for pocket closures (plastic or nylon) irritates my skin. This not been the case with past years shorts.
Thank you!
These are great shorts. As typical of Patagonia, very high-quality and hard wearing. I really like this separate wallet pocket on the right rear side. Would not change a thing.
I have been wearing Stand Up shorts since the 70s (when the launch was in denim)
I live in these shorts 365 for everything in my life.
Please, consider a phone pocket. My wife takes material from my past shorts and makes a patch pocket on the front, lower right leg. (I would be happy to share pictures)
Please, never stop making these shorts!
Stand ... Read Moreup shorts rock!
I was hoping these were like my other ones but turns out those were 5 inch inseam. I figured these were the same since they are the only pair on here. Bring back the 5 inch please
These might be my favorite shorts ever - they are durable and tough, yet soft and comfortable right out of the gate. The pockets are well designed and properly sized to carry tools, wallet, phone, and whatever else might be needed around the house, in the garden, on the trail, or around town. If I only had one pair of shorts, this would be it.
These are great shorts that I wear until they fall off of me. They last and last. One problem: when they are new the waist button is a little hard to get into and out of the button hole. This can be awkward.
I loved standup shorts back in the day, wore them a lot in the late 80s to early 90s, but then they began to look awkwardly short with the trend toward longer shorts so I stopped them. I saw these longer ones and purchased and they are great and perfect length. Now that shorter shorts are coming back in style 30 years later, perhaps the shorter ver... Read Moresion should be brought back also!
The shorts are great. I have been wearing stand up shorts since 2006. My only complaint is the length. The 7 length is too long for my liking. I would love for the 5 inseam length to come back. Other than being too long and getting saggy crotch, the shorts are fantastic
I love these shorts. The cotton is super soft. I will be getting a second pair for sure but in a different color. What surprised me about them were the back pockets. I've never seen anything like them.
I have worn Stand Up Shorts for decades (since the late 70's or early 80's) back when there were bullet proof Stand Up Shorts and Lightweight Stand Ups - which I believe are todays Stand Ups. I'm obviously a fan. My only complaint is the pocket material ALWAYS wears out before the shorts do.
These are my go to work short. They sit above the knee and the wide openings allows for freedom of movement and lots ventilation. The rear pockets allow for tools so I dont need a tool belt for basic tasks.
Fabric is a Distant Shadow of Stand Up Shorts of the Past
I love EVERYTHING about these shorts, except for the material. I just bought two new pairs to add to my collection of 8 pairs in use (there are times when dress shorts are required). The material on these new short is thinner than my oldest worn out washed hundreds of times. Patagonia, why have you gone cheap on the material???? Last pair until thi... Read Mores is fixed. AVOID if you are prior owners of the product.
Hi Pat! Thank you for taking the time to write us a review. We're really sorry to hear about the disappointment with the material. We'll share this feedback with our design team. Your satisfaction is always guaranteed so you're welcome to [return](https://www.patagonia.com/returns.html).
April 2, 2022
Quality shorts
Been wearing these shorts for many years. They are super rugged and very comfortable
I've worn Patagonia Stand-Up Shorts for as long as I can remember. I wear them all Spring, Summer and Fall. They're durable, long lasting, and just long enough to be modest. I bought two pairs this month and am sure they will last for a few years. Buy them.....you'll love them.
Bring back the five inch. I've got my sewing machine out to hem these up. Been wearing stand up shorts since the originals that actually stood up on their own. No others will do (except baggies)
Hey Devin, we appreciate the feedback. If you're interested in a similar short with a shorter inseam, we recommend checking out the [Men's Lightweight All-Wear Hemp Shorts - 6"](https://www.patagonia.com/product/mens-lightweight-all-wear-hemp-shorts-6-inch/57756.html?dwvar_57756_color=PGBE&cgid=root).
March 8, 2022
Great material, Terrible pockets
These shorts are made a very heavy duty cotton, that I expect will last for 10+ years. The ridiculously long rear pockets have your wallet riding behind your knee. It is crazy.
I finally pulled trigger on these and couldnt be happier. These arent just shorts theyre an investment. Well, I mean, theyre absolutely shorts but they seem absolutely bullet proof. Im not going to try it because gun safety is important but I just mean theyre tough. I cant wait to wear them all spring and summer and start to break these babies in. ... Read MoreGimme that sweet sweet patina. Oof cant hardly wait!
No 5 no more. Bought these, had them altered. Doesnt work. Very disappointed. Fit is terrible. Patagucci has sold out. Heard another company may try to make 5 stand ups again. Im sure $$$
Still love these shorts for the durability and wide leg, but as a person with incredibly short legs, the 7" inseam is super long. I've been wearing the 5" shorts for years, and am resorting to scouring eBay for gently used versions of the 5". Please bring them back!!
Why on earth would y'all not offer the 5"? These feel like they flair out into a weird canvas skirt they're so long. Seriously, I need more 5" shorts as chainsaw grease destroyed my last set. They're normally the only things I wear in the summer.
Hi Matthew, thank you so much for sharing your thoughts on the 7" Shorts vs. the 5". Our product development team sees this feedback, so you're reaching the right folks! We're sorry that the 7" didn't work out for you, and if you like we'll be happy to help you [return](https://www.patagonia.com/returns.html) them.
November 11, 2021
Please go back to a 5" inseam
I've worn stand-up shorts for years...like over twenty. These compare well and would get five stars if the inseams had not been extended from 5" to 7". It was clearly stated and I was interested in checking waist size comparisons, they are honest. But the inseam should be reduced. So in summary; very wearable but a bit different.
As a wearer of stand up shorts since the 70s and have gone through over 15 pair, really disappointed with the discontinuation of the 5 inseam.
The 7 require alteration to be wearable.
Please bring them back!
These are the most perfect shorts, and have been for decades. They are tough! And they have great pockets!!! Especially the back pockets, i never have to worry about stuff falling out of the back pockets when I a on my bike. Great when you have to carry phone, wallet, keys, other keys, cash, change, flashlight, bandana, couple of face masks, intere... Read Moresting rocks, kids toys etc. I wish they came in more colors, they used to have a beautiful blue. The only negative is my front pockets wear out fast
I wore these almost every day for work this summer as a residential carpenter. I really like the length (well above the knee) and the fabric is durable and comfortable and breaks in nicely. I would much prefer a utility pocket on the right thigh (like most other work pants and shorts have) instead of all the space in the back pockets though.
Ive worn stand ups for a lot of years and theyre my go-shorts for most occasions. My latest pair ran a bit large - Im a 32 in all my others and the 31s in my latest pair fit like the others.
Since finding these, the only shorts I wear. Perfectly named, the Stand-Up Shorts, are the go-anywhere do-anything kind of product Patagonia specializes in. One in every color, and I'm done.
These shorts get softer and softer over time and last forever. Feels very durable and you can get them dirty and wash everything out. It seems like dirt and stains come out more easily. I do miss the old color (pronghorn tan). Seems hard to find my size In that color.
Have bought these same shirts before in size 30. Way too small! Ordered this pair 31. Way to big! Dont know if different colors run bigger or smaller but cant afford to attempt a fit again. Though the construction of the shorts are first rate, the material is super delicate. Got a small stain on the leg and tried to remove the stain with some mild ... Read Moresoap and water. Result was the stain remained and the finish was removed. So you have a dark stain highlighted by a light scuff mark. Now if this was just one item noticeably blemish, this wouldnt be a big deal. But I have experienced this with another pair of pants by Patagonia. Same problem, same result. I actually live in my clothing day to day and cant afford to have such finicky items in my small wardrobe. Oh well.
Hi Glenn, thanks for taking the time to write a product review. We're sorry to hear you struggled to find the right size. We're always happy to provide exact garment measurements so that you get it right the first time rather than have to exchange them. You can also check out our [stain removal guide](https://www.patagonia.com/product-care.html) for instructions on how to remove different stains. We stand by our products and are always happy to accept returns for items that don't perform well. We have emailed to assist with this.
September 10, 2021
As Good As They Say It Is
My other brand has made some poor choices over the years, but I am glad Patagonia has remained true to a vision of good quality and fit. These super functional shorts have quickly became my favorite. Keep on keepin' on.
Ive had multiple pairs of these shorts over the years. I still have and wear all of them. They just keep giving! Ive purchased them at different times and always bought the same size and had the same fit. The last two pair I received fit nothing like the others . Im either shrinking or they are running 2 sizes larger.
Ive been wearing stand up shorts
Since their introduction. Nice heavy construction gives years of use.
Basically I can wear them at least 6 months a year in Colorados sunshine.
Organic cottons durability, fit and style make this a great all around pair.
I've kept a pair or two of Patagonia Stand Up Shorts in my wardrobe for many years. This pair meets the high quality I've come to expect from Patagonia; great fabric, great fit, pleasing color, pockets in just the right places. In particular, the organic cotton feels supple to the hand and comfortable on the body; it just feels like high ... Read Morequality, and I appreciate it. Thanks, Patagonia!
Been around Chouinard gear since the early 70's when fashion was knickers, wool knee socks and rugby shirts. Spent all my paper route money on Lost Arrows, angle pitons, bongs, RURPs, Cliffhangers etc Always wanted a pair of stand up shorts but never got around to it. Life goes on. Just bought a pair of 33's and they were too big. Bought ... Read More2 pair of 32's and they fit PERFECT! I'm 6'0" and 175 pounds. More colors please. And maybe some Workwear carpenter shorts? :)
Larger than previous versions. What happend to the 5"?
I've been wearing Stand Up shorts ever since I was into rock climbing. They are tough and I love the wide leg openings. The 5" version was my favorite, but everyone wears long shorts now, so the 5" was discontinued. Please bring it back, Patagonia. I used to wear a 38" waist but had to return these for 36" which fit much be... Read Moretter. They run larger than the last pair I bought about two years ago. I am 6'-2" tall 214 pounds. I wear Levis size 34 waist all cotton jeans or size 33 stretch jeans.
Hi Zebulon, thank you for taking the time to write us a review. We're really sorry to hear about the disappointment that we're no longer offering the 5'' version. We appreciate this feedback and we'll pass it along to our design crew. We can't promise that we'll offer the same style in the near future, but we definitely hear your call.
August 14, 2021
Shorter and need more colors
Love these. Used to love them more. There was previously a 6.5 in version. Just sayin, you can get 7 shorts anywhere and these wear better shorter (though the 5 might be too short). Plus, there were more colors. If you had more colors you would sell (me) more shorts (blue, navy, yellow, red).
I have had a pit of stand up shorts in the past, my only wish is that they still made these shorts with a five inch inseam. Still love the product though!
I've been wearing these shorts for years, to the point of wearing them out entirely. I'm supremely disappointed the 5" inseam has been discontinued. 7" isn't bad, but I have pretty large thighs (ex-rower) and always found the 5" inseams to be more comfortable than the 7". Please bring back the 5" inseam befor... Read Moree my current pairs wear out!
Very happy with these shorts - had several pairs of these back in the early 90's and at the time the 5" inseam was a thing but very happy to have the 7" version now. The fabric still feels very substantial and I look forward to many years of wear and tear in these. One size note: In Mountain Khaki I wear a 36" but ordered these ... Read Morein a 35" and they fit perfectly.
I've been wearing these shorts for 40 years and they have never let me down. While they are great right out of the bag, they get better with age as the fabric softens a little. It's just as tough, just softer on your skin. They are terrific.
I needed a reliable, comfortable, sturdy pair of work shorts for the hot weather. Very durable. Im not crazy about the Velcro rear pockets, but I imagine others might like that. They fit well and work great for me.
Super durable and the back pockets are massive- they run all the way to the hem so you can fit whatever you need. Im planning to purchase a second pair in a smaller waist to have options
These are durable and true to size. I ordered the longest length because my husband is 6'5" with long legs. He has a pair from many years ago and still wears them. Now he has two new!
I've owned stand-up shorts in a variety of lengths over a number of years. I see that a lot of people are wishing they came _shorter_ (in a 5" length in addition to the current 7" length). I'm one of those who miss the 8" length, maybe because I'm 6'3" and a little leggy and the shorter ones risk looking like... Read More short-shorts on me, and then I'm back in 1976 wearing a bushy mustache, multi-colored tube socks, and taking jogs in Converse All-stars. But I digress. These shorts seem as stout as ever based on a month of wear and I trust they'll be as durable as past pairs which is what matters. But a little more leg coverage would be appreciated!
I like the thicker styles of shorts mainly because I know theyll hold up. I havent worn underwear in 25 years so I need to know my shorts wont blow out in the wrong seams.
Materials have definitely improved in the 10+ years since I last owned a pair of Stand-Up shorts. Comfortable and durable. They fit me well - no chafing, kind of stretchy, and slightly oversized, but not baggy. You can fit extra layers, tools, or whatnot in the back pockets. Overall there's ample room in the pockets. Dig the color too - a sort... Read More of golden hue.
I bought three pairs of the stand-ups with a 5-inch inseam before they were discontinued. They're looking pretty worn. I order a new pair, but the 7-inch inseam isn't as good a short for hiking or climbing, it's heavier and more binding, nor does it look as good on those with a short stature. Please bring the 5-inch inseam model. Ted... Read More Kerasote
I bought these shorts about a week ago and I absolutely love them. They are a bit restrictive when you extend your legs so I choose not to wear them while climbing... bummer. The restrictive-ness of the shorts has started to cause a tear directly down the middle of the pants on the front side. I have already filed a warranty claim and Patagonia qui... Read Moreckly got me squared away. I hope my new pair of stand up shorts do not suffer the same fate. Honestly, I love everything about the shorts so lets hope the first pair was just a manufacturing defect.
I love my standup shorts. I am an avid gardener and these hold up and last, getting better with age. I am disappointed that there is no women's version this year. Please bring them back!
Ordered 31 which normally fits me fine but found to be too small. Got the 32 which is a little big and overly baggie but better that too tight. I have tried multiple pants and shorts and seem to be in between in the patagonia size templates. Also wish shorts came in shorter inseams.
Thank you for your feedback, we are sorry to hear about the sizing issues you experienced. We do have additional sizing and measurement information and can always be reached at 800-638-6464 for assistance.
July 23, 2021
Great shorts, but size is wrong. Very large
This is my 4th pair of stand up shorts, but I was very disappointed with these because they were huge. I always wear a 38 and I was drowning in this pair. I tried washing in hot water, but alas, no shrinkage. They went to the Salvation Army donation pile.
Thank you for your feedback on the Stand Up Shorts, we are certainly sorry to hear that they did not work out. For future orders please know that we offer free exchanges, and we can also be reached at 800-368-6464 to discuss measurements and or any sizing questions you might have.
July 21, 2021
Men's stand up shorts
Can't figure out why Patagonia doesn't make any shorts in a 29
in. waist . This is the size I prefer! !!!!!! A size 30 is too big. But I came up with a solution. Buy the 28 in. waist and remove the rivet button. Sew in a traditional button a 1/2
in. or so to the left of original riveted button . This alteration
changes it close to a 29 ... Read Morein.
waist.
Also, the bottom of the side pockets wear out long before the shorts do. Just carrying house keys over years in them produces holes.
I was at a restaurant in Charleston, SC and noticed these shorts on a waiter. I called him over and said, you may find this strange but I really like the shorts you are wearing, where did you get them. He told me they were Stand Up Shorts from Patagonia and he has 6 different pairs. While still at the table I ordered my first pair and they occupy t... Read Morehe number one space in shorts drawer. I can't say enough about how pleased I am with this purchase.
Perfect. I hate writing glowing reviews because there's usually always room to make something better. But with your Stand Up Shorts, don't change a damn thing. Fit in the waist and legs is perfect. The heavy material is perfect, especially for sailing when you're on your butt a lot on non-skid decks. I live in Southern California so ... Read Morethat means I also live in these shorts. Bravo!
Over the years I've bought and liked maybe 6 pairs of Stand Up shorts. I was disappointed with the latest pair. I don't know whether Patagonia has changed the design of these shorts or there was a screw-up in manufacturing, but the outer seam on the new pair is almost two inches longer than in the earlier versions of the same shorts. The ... Read Moreinseam (7 inches) is the same, but the new pair is like wearing a pair of high rise trousers. I just don't like the fit.
Hello, thank you for your feedback we are sorry to hear that the Stand Up Shorts did not work out for you. Of course you are always welcome to [return](https://www.patagonia.com/returns.html) any item that does not work out for you.
July 8, 2021
Very handy shorts
I have been a fan of stand-up shorts for years and have virtually lived in them in the summer time. They are comfortable and very functional for hiking, especially with the big pockets that accommodate good-sized water bottles! My only "dislike" is that they tend to "disintegrate" as they age and become extremely comfortable and... Read More a few have developed somewhat embarrassing holes in their seniority! We are about to try fabric patches to see if we can extend the life of the older, very comfortable, ones - at least for home use if not for public wear!
These are incredibly durable and comfortable. I found they arent quite true to size (ordered a size up) but no complaints. i would wear these every day if i could get away with it.
I needed a durable, good-looking pair of shorts that I could wear in a variety of situations. I wanted shorts with an inseam no longer than 7 inches. I looked at several on-line vendors and kept coming back to Patagonia. These shorts are nearly perfect - so glad I bought two pair! To me, they seem slightly large in the waist. The pocket design is s... Read Moreuperb. The fabric quality is great and the stitching is perfect. I'm 63 - these shorts will probably last longer than I do!
Hi Darcy, we apologize for not having the Men's Stand Up® Shorts - 5" available right now. We want you to feel comfortable in your gear so please feel free to begin a return or exchange, https://www.patagonia.com/returns.html.
June 29, 2021
Excellent fit
I ordered these men s shorts for every day work and casual wear. Im an older woman, 54, 134 lbs. I find mens sizing a lot more predictable than womens sizing. I wanted shorts of heavier fabric and comfortable fit (women's shorts are generally too short and too flimsy.). These shorts not only fit great but are flattering and the color is except... Read Moreionally nice - fun! I love them and expect to wear them for the next couple decades!